The Harbringer of Doom(2012)

2012( Yes, I know, grammar mistake). The year of the apocalyptic chaos. The penultimate Armageddon. Fire from Hell itself shall rise from the ground. Massive hurricanes and tsunamis. Tornadoes the size of skyscrapers will roam the earth. Asteroids and comets will tear through the atmosphere. The sun will go into supernova and obliterate life as we know it. Apparently.
Allegedly, the Mayans,who made the calender by the way, predict that on December 21 of the year 2012, all life will die. Many people have grown accustomed to this fact and have even made a shelter for it: http://www.hardenedstructures.com/apocalypse.asp
I find this people to be paranoid.
The truth is, there will be no apocalypse. It is just huge propaganda society has established to make everyone quake in their boots. Many theories have been theorized(Yes, it's a word) about the "apocalypse".

1. Sun dies(It might. That one's a tad truthful)
2. Atmosphere rips open(Global warming. That's another matter entirely.)
3. Earth's core erupting(Yeah, it's a freaking volcano.)
4. Tsunamis destroy everything(Well, you never know.)
5. Continents shifting(This is the only with scientific fact to it. Yes, the continents shift constantly.)
6.And, my personal favorite, zombies(The devil might get angry.)

Sure, they could happen(maybe not the zombie idea, unless someone proves necromancy.)The sad, cliched thing is, whomever made all of these theories, made them occur on December 21, 2012. Which is the exact date the Mayans thought. So basically,
people have ripped away a myth merged their own little thoughts to make it more catastrophic. So, to quote Douglas Adams, don't panic.


So long and thanks for all the fish,
Elliot