Pointless Non-Necessities That Do Not Matter

I've spent three days trying to think of some witty topic I could write or gripe about, but sadly to my despair, I've come up with jack-diddly-squat. I've typed enough words to make the dictionary seem short but later deleted them to their lack of flow. My thoughts have jammed together and created a pile of sheer mediocrity. All in all, it's called writer's block.
Right as of now, I'm basically procrastinating on finding a topic. I might just need to randomly type something,filled with random adjectives and weird nouns. I might just need to find a topic.
I cannot think of anything. I won't bother with religion,politics, books, movies, or books. You probably wouldn't care for my opinions. Actually, I doubt anyone reads this. Basically, I use this to vent my emotions or anger.



Wait!Egad! I think I may have a topic.

Never mind. That was nothing.

....This is sort of awkward, I'll admit.

Maybe, next time I'll have a topic.

Maybe.

Probably not.

I think I might be talking to myself.

Schizophrenia. Woo.


So Long and Thanks For All the Fish,
Elliot


P.S. "Google is not a synonym for research." The Lost Symbol